Ya u read right 10 ways to kill u’r bro, specially like mine.
- Ok to start with u can push him off the building (lure him on by givin chocolate or somthin and then suddenly “heh heh” the fun.
- Another good one :: Some brothers like to have bath with hot water, sooooo probabally shot circuit the geyser or the water heater then as soon as he touches the water “aaaaaaaaaah” ( the old movie style)
- If u’r brother is alergic to something specially something like dust like my bro, u are educated enough to know what to do.
- If u live in a city like Mumbai where there is “BHAI” rule, few thousand rupees will get u rid of u’r problem.
- One of the best ways is to poison his milk or juice or whatever he likes to drink often, then watch the fun the way he struggles (a bit brutal,I know)
- He will have a pet won’t he ? if he doese’nt a wild dog or cat will do. Just send the Beast upon him.
- Or the best way is to read him our HISTORY textbook, before the end of the first Chapter he would be dead.
Disclaimer: This literary piece is purely fictional and is meant for fun, please do not take this seariosly.